12 white corrugated signs
3 cans spray paint
1 bad idea
People write lists in the strangest places. Last summer at the beach, an off duty Santa kicked water up over his rounded belly that protruded over his red trunks fringed in white fur. He dove into a frothing wave the color of his beard to swim past the buoys. Soon Hannah, a seven-year-old girl, with sand sagging the loose backside of her one-piece scribed a wish list into the smooth shingle of sand below the waterline.
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